Psychology Pickup lines in Tweet form

Here are those psychology tweets as promised! Definitions are provided for those who aren't up to date on the parts of your brain, like myself. Enjoy!

(The Parietal lobe processes info about Touch)

Dude, your parietal lobe is so slow! Just hold my hand already! #awkwardfirstdates

(The Temporal Lobe processes hearing)

GRANDPA? DID YOU HEAR ME? #temporallobeisnolongerhisforte

(The Medulla coordinates heart rate, circulation, and breathing)

Medulla, Medulla, why do you fail me now? Oh, you hurt me, desert me, in my darkest hour! #psychologylovesongs #Wham #Heartbeat

(The Reticular formation regulates sleep/wakefulness and levels of arousal)

*Gives friend a hug* Hey. You smell different when you're awake. #creepyfriends #lockyourdooratnight #reticularformation

(The Cerebellum controls fine motor skills)

Wow!...Do you have any idea how thankful I am for the angel with the messed up cerebellum who dropped you from heaven? #terriblepickuplines

(The Thalamus relays and filters info from your senses)

Sorry, did you say something? My thalamus is filtering you out! #psychologyputdownstocheesypickuplines

(Hypothalamus regulates body temp, thirst, hunger, and sexual behavior)

Is it just the 100 degree heat or is your hotness just messing with my hypothalamus? #attractivepeoplemakemethirsty

(The Pituitary Gland controls all hormones)

You make my pituitary gland go haywire! #attractivepeople #uncontrolablehormones
I don't usually cry this much, I promise! #Thattimeofmonth #pituarygland

(The hippocampus creates new memories and stores them)

Let's put our hippocampus' to work, say Saturday at 6? #creatingmemories #firstdates

(Basal Ganglia directs intentional movements)

(Mine doesn't work sometimes...)

If I ever flip you off or assault you at random, it's due to my damaged Basal Ganglia. With that in mind, let's continue shall we? #thatcrazyinstructor

(The Corpus Callosum supports communication between the two hemispheres in your frontal cortex)

You're so hot you scramble my corpus callosum! <3 #brainmalfunction #LandRbrainsdon'ttalkwhenyou'rehere

(The Occipital Lobe processes visual info)

Is it just my occipital lobe, or are you drop dead gorgeous? #psycholobypickuplines



Credit for Parietal lobe, temporal lobe, reticular formation, cerebellum, and basal ganglia go to my awesome new study group who's names I don't remember.